Sunday Phunnies

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?

Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job while
 counting them?

If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make
 sweaters for themselves?

If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?

What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea
 when humans fly'?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor
 are they pigs?

Why don't sheep shrink like a wool sweater does when it rains?

Would a small pig be called a hamlet?