Sunday Phunnies

Who Needs Instructions

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and
 immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children
 anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the
 directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave
 up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.

The old-timer came over, threw the directions away and in a short while
 had the set completely assembled.

"It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even
 reading instructions."

"To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read and when you
 can't read, you've got to think."