Sunday Phunnies

Counting His Age
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and
 asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.

"Oh, you're 4," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?"

The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up
 the other finger."

Canine Checkmate
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess
 with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can
 hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've
 ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three
 games out of five."