Sunday Phunnies

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
Mark Twain

They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George Carlin

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol