Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.