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I am a Christian wife, mother and grandmother. I love to sew and create new and innovative items to share with my customers. The most popular area of my store is my Walnut Grove section which features clothing reminiscent of "Little House on the Prairie". Please take a moment to visit my store and see my latest creations. www.pattisoriginals.etsy.com

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sunday Phunnies


Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
A. Row, row, row your boat.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. How many people does it take to change a light bulb in a divorced man's house?
A. Like he'd get the house ...
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson --
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station ...
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do ... write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

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