Sunday Phunnies

Childhood Wisdom

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister
pulled his hair.

"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't
realize that pulling hair hurts."

A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to
investigate.

This time the sister is bawling and her brother says...
"Now she knows."

A little girl asked her mother:
"Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied: "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too
rough."

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked: "If I
can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the
car seat, and her youngest daughter picked it up and began playing
with it.

"That is so sweet," thought the doctor. "My daughter wants to
follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the stethescope: "Welcome to McDonald's.
May I take your order?"