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I am a Christian wife, mother and grandmother. I love to sew and create new and innovative items to share with my customers. The most popular area of my store is my Walnut Grove section which features clothing reminiscent of "Little House on the Prairie". Please take a moment to visit my store and see my latest creations. www.pattisoriginals.etsy.com

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Sunday Phunnies

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Music Store: "Bach in a minuet."

Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day."

At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
 bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and
 get fed up."

In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is

Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels."

Computer Store: "Back in 10 minutes - out for a quick byte."
Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas.

Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

Used Cars Lot: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Auto Repair Shop: Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you'll
 never go anywhere again.

Department Store: Semiannual After-Christmas Sale.

Service Station: Diesel Fried Chicken.

Restaurant: Customers who find our staff rude should see the manager

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