Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Music Store: "Bach in a minuet."
Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on labor day."
At the Electric Company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and
get fed up."
In a counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is
Podiatrist's Window: "Time wounds all heels."
Computer Store: "Back in 10 minutes - out for a quick byte."
Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas.
Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
Used Cars Lot: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Auto Repair Shop: Free pickup and delivery. Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.
Department Store: Semiannual After-Christmas Sale.
Service Station: Diesel Fried Chicken.
Restaurant: Customers who find our staff rude should see the manager