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MS Gulf Coast, United States
I am a Christian wife, mother and grandmother. I love to sew and create new and innovative items to share with my customers. The most popular area of my store is my Walnut Grove section which features clothing reminiscent of "Little House on the Prairie". Please take a moment to visit my store and see my latest creations. www.pattisoriginals.etsy.com

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Sunday Phunnies

Smile: if you can’t lift the corners, let the middle sag.

Ten percent of something is better than 100% of nothing.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
 Rita Rudner

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
 Groucho Marx

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 Henny Youngman

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
 Oscar Wilde

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
 WC Fields

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