Sunday Phunnies

More Childhood Wisdom

One day the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs.

She said, "...and so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full
of straw and said 'Pardon me, sir, but might I have some of that straw
to build my house with?'"

Then the teacher asked the class, "And what do you think that man
said?"

One boy raised his hand and said, "I know! I know!"
"He said, 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"


Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She
told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home
because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little
girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure do! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the
anesthesiologist!"



A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom,
guess what? We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's
interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and
add 'es'."