Sunday, December 16, 2012

Sunday Phunnies

A woman walked into the kitchen to her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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