Sunday Phunnies

Smile: if you can’t lift the corners, let the middle sag.
 Unknown

Ten percent of something is better than 100% of nothing.
 Unknown

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
 Rita Rudner

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
 Groucho Marx

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 Henny Youngman

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
 Oscar Wilde

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
 WC Fields