Sunday Phunnies

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don’t.
 Scott Adams

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
 Frank Sinatra

A woman drove me to drink – and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.
 W.C. Fields

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
 Buddy Hackett

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say No in any of them.
 Dorothy Parker

How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them.
 GROUCHO MARX

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
 Unknown

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
 Robert A. Heinlein