Sunday Phunnies

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working with one.
 Bill Gates

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
 Peter F. Drucker

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
 Sue Murphy

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
 Yogi Berra

If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.
 Dave Allen

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
 Carl Gustav Jung

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 Unknown

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
 Unknown