Sunday Phunnies

Technology for Country Folk

Log On - Making a wood stove hot

Log Off - Too much wood on fire

Monitor - Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

Down Load - Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

Mega Hertz - When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

Floppy Disc - Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

Ram - That thar thang what splits the farwood

Hard Drive - Gitten home in the winter time

Windows - Whut to shut when its cold outside

Screen - Whut to shut when its black fly season

Byte - Whut dem dang flys do

Chip - Munchies fer the TV

Micro Chip - Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

Modem - Whatcha do to the hay fields

Dot Matrix - Ole Dan Matrix's wife

Lap Top - Whar the kitty sleeps

Keyboard - Whar you hang the dang truck keys

Software - Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

Mouse - What eats the grain in the barn

Mouse Pad - That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

Main Frame - Holds up the barn roof

Port - Fancy flatlander wine

Enter - Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

Click - Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

Double Click - When you cock the double barrel

Reboot - Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse