Sunday Phunnies

Then ... and Now

1972: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

1972: KEG
Now: EKG

1972: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm

1972: Trying to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor
Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

1972: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
Now: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: Rolling Stones
Now: Kidney Stones

1972: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Calling the principal's office

1972: Screw the system
Now: Upgrade the system

1972: Disco
Now: Costco

1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1972: Passing the drivers' test
Now: Passing the vision test

1972: Whatever
Now: Depends